need another drink. this is the easiest way
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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