Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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