You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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