He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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