oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
