new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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