Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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