You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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