I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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