break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
is that a dick in a sweater?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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