I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
