I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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