Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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