BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Do plants get herpes?
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