I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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