How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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