He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
two words: eviction party
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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