HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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