Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and she was petting her beer can
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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