I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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