You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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