So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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