Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can text with my tongue
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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