: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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