Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You can't special order awesome
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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