i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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