I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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