nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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