Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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