i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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