Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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