You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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