Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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