laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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