I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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