If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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