In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am one with the molecules
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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