Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
do nipples grow back?
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