you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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