Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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