come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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