I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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