Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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