I need help removing her.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you win again, gameday.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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