so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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