There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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