It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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