Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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