your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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