Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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