Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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