i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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