found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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